De Montal's 1982 vintage! Rod Stewart temporarily loses his $50,000 Porsche to a mugger in Los Angeles. Did he drink de Montal to cope? We don't know. Could be, though. Could be...

Florilege is one of the most beautiful Cognacs in the world, with a high percentage of Folle Blanche grapes and 45 years of age.

Poli's take on a bitter. A little earthier thanks to the gentian and licorice roots, with elderflower on the nose pulling out a bubblegum-without-the-sugar note. A nice departure for anyone used to Campari.

This sweet hazelnut liqueur is dessert enough by itself but also great with coffee.

Our youngest Armagnac. A good after-dinner sipper, it's also aces in cocktails and as an ingredient in the finest dishes of Southwest France.

Classic French dry vermouth for use in Martinis.

Starlino's Rosso Vermouth is macerated with absinthe, wormwood, ginger, vanilla, and cloves and makes a beautiful negroni.

De Montal's 1998 vintage! Or their 3164 vintage, if you go by the Discordian calendar. Which, if you're dealing with too much chaos and strife, why not let de Montal take the edge off?

Robust aged Grappa from Barbera grapes with a fiery aftertaste.